1.  Petunia the Pirate lives in Port Royal Sound. 

2.  When she was in a bad mood she yelled at a dolphin.

3.  Oh, dear, the other pirates were having a party and did not invite her to come.

4.  "Who wants to fight a duel with cutlasses?" yelled Petunia in a loud and mean voice.

5.  Pirate Pete and Pirate Bill tricked Petunia in a contest.

6.  She played many mean tricks on, them but they made her do a good deed by pretending that Pirate Bill was hurt.

7.  She put a rag on his head and he said that it felt good.